This was a fun experience. I got as many different women as I could to give me their honest opinion of my dick and rate it out of five.
Kendra - 1/5
Your dick is one of the smallest ones I've ever seen, but it's not ugly by any means. Your head is a beautiful shape and perfectly round. A perfect head to suck on and tease with my lips and tongue. Your girth is actually pretty nice. It's not super thin like some smaller dicks tend to be. Your length is definitely shorter than average, but that's nothing to be ashamed of. Since your girth is nice, your dick can still stimulate a pussy, even if it can't reach high into the pussy to hit a g-spot. Your ball sack is perfectly normal looking and not huge and baggy. You can definitely use your dick as a warm up and if you're with a woman that needs more deep inside stimulation to reach orgasm, brush up on your fingering skills and get those fingers up in there to do the job instead. Or use your mouth to stimulate her clit and get her off that way. A lot of women love being eaten out with the fingering going on at the same time. Don't let your small dick get you down. There are plenty of other ways to attract and please a woman.
Jasmine - 2/5
If I'm being honest on looks it's a 3 because it is cute it also has a nice color but rating it on size it's a 1, only because it's really tiny but I bet you can make it work.
Mia - 1/5
Wow, what a tiny little baby shrimp dick! I pity any woman that swipes yes on their dating app and gets a date set up with you, loser boy! They’re going to go on one date with you and see what a loser you are because your dick is a tiny little clitty! You’ll never be able to please a woman with that pathetic loser dick! You can’t even really call it a dick! It’s more like a small thumb in you pants! How sad and lonely you must be trying to rub that dick between your finger tips because that’s all you can manage since you’ll never get a woman to love a dick like that! Wow, maybe you should go to a farm and offer the horse your dick because it looks like a baby carrot sitting in the grass between your legs! You might be able to use a woman’s belly button as the pussy to stick that little dick in because no woman is ever going to let you near her pussy with that pathetic loser dick! You’re going to live a very sad loser life all alone, shriveled up in the corner just like your tiny little dick shriveled up in your pants! Do yourself and the world a favor and never take that dick out of your pants! Leave it tucked away in your little whitey tighties and continue rocking loser status over there! Haha!
Bella - 2/5
Wow, that is one small cock! I feel sorry that you have such a tiny one! I'm not really sure how pleasing that could be to a woman, but even though it's smaller than average, it's not totally awful. It's actually a good looking cock, as far as appealing to the eye, even though it's small. Some cocks look really weird, believe me. Your shaft actually looks like it has a fairly decent girth, so that's a win. At least it's not a skinny pencil dick on top of being short! Looks like there is enough girth there to let your woman feel at least a little something. While your shaft is probably too short to hit deep inside and get that magic spot, it is still long enough to fuck and warm up the pussy with some cock foreplay. Get nice and hard, flip your gal over on all fours and hit her from behind to get in her pussy the deepest! ;) Your head is a very nice shape. Probably the most perfectly rounded one I've laid my eyes on. It has a nice defined area where it meets the shaft...the perfect place to swirl a tongue all around it and tickle the tip to leave you breathless and anticipating what might happen next! Your balls look like the fit with the rest of the package. They're not too big or bulky. So even with its shortness, I'll give you a 2/5 since the overall eye appeal is pretty decent. :)
Zoey - 0/5
What on earth do you have dangling between your legs? Is that a real cock or did you steal a tiny little hotdog hor d’oeuvre wrapped in a blanket from the lame party your friends threw you for your birthday and glue it between your legs? Aww, it looks so cute! Cute is not a cool word to use for a cock though, loser! No one wants a cute cock! What are we supposed to do with a cute cock? Smile and pet its head? I guess so because that’s all it’s good for! A tiny little pet inside your pants where it belongs! Poor little cock! You must be so embarrassed when you’re around real men with real cocks because you’ll never live up to those standards! Those men deserve real, beautiful women to love their cocks, but you don’t because you’re just a lousy, dumb guy with nothing to offer a woman. Your mom must have thought you were a girl when you were born with a cock that looked like a tiny little clit! What a sorry son you are and such a disappointment to your mother to even be able to call you her actual son. Haha! I feel so bad for any woman who gets to be with you! She’s going to see your cock, laugh her ass off and have to go grab her dildo instead since that cock isn’t going to be able to please her in any way!
Mila - 0.5/5
How unfortunate for you to have such a little dick. It's likely one of the smallest ones I've had the chance of rating, but just because you're small doesn't mean you can't have sexual fun. There is a lot more to a guy than his dick size! If you're confident and respectful to women, I wouldn't worry too much about having such a small dick. A woman might be surprised with your size when she opens your pants, but I will say it's not the worst dick that I have ever seen. It's actually pretty cute. The one nice thing about a dick of your length is most women could probably fit the entire dick into her mouth, no problem, giving you pleasure on your whole entire dick all at once. Then taking those balls into her hand and playing with them at the same time, giving you the ultimate sexual blow job experience. Your balls are the perfect size for any woman's hands. Your width is fairly decent, so you have that going for you. What you lack in length you can make up for in your width. It looks wide enough to let a woman feel you inside of her, even if it doesn't stretch all the way to the g-spot. And your head is a nice little round bon bon shape, a perfect size to put between my lips! You deserve a 0.5 out of 5 stars.
Kinky Helmi - 3/5
I judge on aesthetics, not size. Just a glans protruding is not enough. I need some sort of shaft to interest me, but how it looks is the most important. I like yours. I have seen a number of large cocks that are positively ugly, and not as nice as yours. A gentle kiss on your glans from Sweden.
