Household Items You Can Use To Bust Your Man

Ballbusting

Tuesday, 23rd July 2013

Sales of sex toys have shot up by more than 50% over the last two years in the UK, but if you want to do BDSM on a budget there's lots of money saving options.


Home Made Humbler


Let's start with a classic bit of ballbusting kit, the "humbler." A restraint that clamps the balls in the middle of a bar that passes behind the thighs, this puts the wearer in a very vulnerable position. They tend to retail for about £50 and up but you can make your own for free.

All you need it a pair of chopsticks and two elastic bands. Place a chopstick under the scrotum and one on top and clamp them together using the elastic bands tightly wrapped around the end of the chopsticks to hold them in place.

Be sure to tuck the chopsticks behind your slave's legs then taunt him as he doubles over with his balls on display for you.


Tennis Beat Down


This is a twist on the classic street fight weapon of a pool ball in a sock, which may be a little harsh for some playful ballbusting but dropping a tennis ball in to a sock makes a fun alternative. A few swings of your socked balls in to his sack are sure to get him begging for relief.


Spatula


One of the best household items for impact play. You can pick up a simple flat wooden spatula for under a pound and it is just perfect for smacking a pair of dangling balls.


The Executioner


A dramatic title but "The Executioner" is nothing more than a £10 bug zapper, it looks like a tennis racket and is traditionally used for swatting flies but that's not all you can swat with the electrified meshed racket. A few taps and slaps of your man's ball and he'll be squirming as his pubes singe.


The Toilet Seat


Bored of playing in the bedroom, drag your man in to the bathroom where there's a whole new world of fun to explore. How humiliating would it be to wince and scream as your balls are crushed by a filthy toilet seat? This is your chance to get him back for all those times he's left the seat up, now it's time to slam it down hard on to his balls.